im an ass

(The title's a reference to Kelly's Txt Msg Brkup)

I'm discontinuing this blog, since:

A. It died.
B. My hair is no longer black, therefore the title is untrue.
C. I FEEL LIKE IT. GOSH!

Yes, I am starting a new one. In like, a few seconds. So... yeah. *fangly grin*

Bye! Hope you read the new one.

Oh, and there will be new nicknames.
And Sharptionary is getting deleted.

[its_over]Bar Mitzvah[/its_over]

MY BAR MITZVAH IS OVER! WOOOOOOOOH!

I got:

A whole lot of checks & money & gift cards
A wooden giraffe
Alligator made of cans
Owl rattle thing
No Smoking Shirt!
Pentagram Necklace
Kiwi Bookmark
Death Note: Vol. 1
& others, including a

CELL PHONE!

WII WILL ROCK YOU!

I GOT MY WII.
I GOT MY WII.
I GOT MY WII.
I GOT MY WII.

Oh, and I got my Wii.

I have The Legend of Zelda: The Twilight Princess; Elebits; and Wii Sports. Of those, TLOZ is my favorite, then Wii Sports. I like Boxing and Baseball best on Wii Sports. I have made Miis of Vendetta, Avacado, the Rebel, myself, my siblings, my parents, some cousins, the Scream, the Mona Lisa, etc. etc. etc.

Hunger

My parents went to my brother's track meet and left me home alone. I thought that they were supposed to call me about dinner, but they thought I was having ucky leftovers. I called my dad and he just told me to have the leftovers, so I chose not to eat. IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR!!!

B.V.
~Sharpie

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! (On March 23rd)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR SHARPIE.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.

Birthday Presents I Have Gotten (even though my bar mitzvah is in April)
-Red & Black Checker Shoes (Vans)
-Ivanhoe
-A Tale of Two Cities
-NINTENDO WII! (along with some games, including Elebits) (coming on April 14th)

MPMS

First things first: Goth Girl dumped Mr. Knowitall, although that still does not help my love life. Did I already say this? Oh well...

MPMS - Male Psycho Moody State. The male version of PMS. Avacado thinks I'm PMS, so I came up with MPMS. I get moody, sore (NOT CRAMPS), lovey-dovey, short-tempered, and, as usual, crave chocolate. All the "symptoms" of PMS. Just felt like sharing.

~I am a Rock, I am an Island
Sharpie

Ugh

Nothing happened this week, that I can think of. Avacado was absent, but thats about it. Um... Yeah.