Pranked. Gr...

My sister (21) and brother (17) just gave me a wrapping paper tube to look through and it turned the skin around my eye all black and I'm too lazy to wash it off. Gr... they're evil. (Note: you may have read that exact quote before. I used it in the cbox on Hogwarts United and somewhere else that I forget).

A User's Guide to They Might Be Giants

I GOT A USER'S GUIDE TO TMBG FOR HANNUKAH LAST NIGHT!!!

On the spaceship, the silver spaceship the lion takes control.
On the spaceship, the silver spaceship the lion takes control.
Hush my darling, be still my darling, the lion's on the phone.
Hush my darling, be still my darling, the lion's on the phone.
On the spaceship, the silver spaceship the lion waves goodbye.
On the spaceship, the silver spaceship the lion waves goodbye.
~The Guitar, They Might Be Giants
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Tarot

So, for Hannukah I got a new Tarot deck (parents) and a $25 iTunes giftcard. W00t! I gave myself a Tarot reading about Goth Girl and it said that the "romance" would end up in happiness. That tarot reading r0xx0red so hard! Um... yeah... nothing else to say...

20X6!!!
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Hannukah

We went to Hannukah at my Grandparents' house last night. The people from Oregon were there, which was cool. Among the things I got were: A giraffe shaped bookmark from Uganda, a book of Russian myths & a troll statuette, an AWESOME herringbone jacket, and (everyone got this) a handmade candleholder of a cactus with the flowers for the candleholding parts. All my gifts were AWESOME, which is:
A. My aunt's word that she says a lot
B. The same aunt as above's dog.

Hockeybat (my sister) gave me yarn to fingerknit/hand crochet (whichever you prefer to call it) and keep myself occupied. IT WAS AWESOME!

Can I have some fishy crackers?
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Brian Setzer Orchestra

Last night we went to see the Brian Setzer Orchestra. They rocked. A lot. The opening people were creepy and I didn't like them. They were... Hillbilly casino, I think. I was falling asleep most of the time. I was also thinking of Goth Girl most of the time.

Today I went Hannukah shopping. Yes, I know, I'm pagan. My family is Jewish. In History yesterday & Thursday, Cartooning yesterday, and I think Algebra yesterday, too, I wrote Goth Girl's name 276 (I think) times with the Is dotted with skulls. I plan to write it a combined amount of 666 times. Did I already say this? Oh well...

W00T! ******* IS AWESOME!

******* (the person who gave this to me would like to remind anonymous) GAVE ME GOTH GIRL'S EMAIL! YAY! Anyhoo... I have Welcome to the Black Parade stuck in my head. I brought my CD player on the bus Wed, Thur, and today. Wednesday I brought International Superhits!, Thursday I brought International Superhits! and American Idiot, and today I brought International Superhits!, American Idiot, and Flood (TMBG). I only listened to American Idiot and Flood.

S-E-X-X-Y,
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And to you and me that's Winter Break

Today was chaos. People think I asked out Goth girl, which I didn't because Vendetta said that I shouldn't. I got a dinosaur from Avacado and named it St. Jimmy. I showed it to goth girl, who said that dinosaurs are smexy. Avacado won't give me Goth Girl's email address, which is pure evil. Um... yeah.

Jingletown,
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PAGAN

I feel like posting about my pagan-ness because Horse, the dorkhead, thinks that Pagans worship trees, and I just got my Christmas Yule Tree. PAGANS DON'T WORSHIP TREES. Pagans are the same as eccentric polytheists (in my book), who worship all the ANCIENT (i.e. Zeus, Ra, Odin, Loki, etc.) gods. Yes, all of them, from Shinto to Hellenistic, from Norse to Egyptian. Um.. yeah. And, no, WE'RE NOT GOING TO HELL, YOU F***ING SUPERCHRISTIANS. Just because we don't believe the same stuff as you doesn't mean we are going to hell. I know, I'm not politically correct, cry about it. I'm pissy.

Mah.
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It's comedy. And tragedy.

Today I went V sad, then ^ crazy, then V sad, then ^ crazy, etc.

Everyone was hating me, which wasn't fun. I wrote Goth Girl's name on a paper, dotting the Is with skulls, 90 times. Yes, I kept track (Rebel, don't kill me). I'm obsessing. I wrote the lyrics to She's A Rebel, a PS, a PSS, a PSSS, and a PSSSS, plus a note, folded it up and wrote "To: La Demoiselle de les Fleur Morte (the miss of the dead flowers. I had my dad correct your grammar, you novice) From: La Monseiur de la Nuit (the guy of the night)"

I listened to St. Jimmy, She's A Rebel & She's An Extraordinary Girl many times on the bus. Twas... okay. Right now, I'm depressed. I'm a PWN (yes, I chose those on purpose), a Pagan Weird Nerd. Goth Girl's a GEN, a Gothic Emo Nerd. Wooh!

Ni!
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Santa Lucia Day & Goth Girl

Today's Santa Lucia (loo-CHEE-uh) day, the day where eldest daughters in Sweden wake up early, make cinnamon pastries & coffee, and serve them to their family with wreaths with lit candles on it on their heads. Isn't that nice?

Anyhoo, in English I wrote/drew some stuff (i.e. hearts, skulls, etc.) about Goth Girl, folded it up, wrote "Randomosity About *heart*Goth Girl*close heart* By *my name here* and gave it to her. She later gave me a note saying:

To: *my name here* From: La Demoiselle (Miss, in French) *open*
Hi. (###) ###-#### feel free to call. *pentagram* squee! go pagans! [I'm a gen [gothic emo nerd]..]
Thanks for the note. erm... yeah. I bite *kitty face*
{La Demoiselle Morte Fleur} (the Miss Dead Flower)
I'm not one to send notes. *skull* I eat pie. and babies. *end note*

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Haikus & Some Success

I talked to Goth Girl today, somewhat successfully. She told me to write on my pants (wtf?), and I was bored in Algebra, so I did. She said pwn "pown." That hurt my soul. She actually offered me to sit next to her at lunch (which I was elated about) but I politely refused her offer. I want to correct my previous post. She isn't pagan, she's atheist. Her friend came up to me and said "Goth Girl told me to whisper this in your ear," and I was totally expecting something random, "Potato Salad." Oh well. Anyway, on to the haikus. I wrote one about Goth Girl and two about Giovanni, Avacado's weird friend from Drama.

Goth Girl
My goth love, so odd.
Saying random things, like this:
Potato Salad.

I'm too lazy to find the Giovanni ones now, I'll post them on Thurs.

Potato Salad,
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She's A Rebel & No.

I JUST LISTENED TO SHE'S A REBEL 9 times, and counting, and then No twice. YAY!

Forgot.

I forgot to put this in the last post. I'm getting a "Midsummer's Night Dream" vibe here. ">" means likes person it's pointing to.
Vendetta > Sharpie > Goth Girl > Bonsai < & (possibly) > Avacado
Edit: Rebel w/o a Cause > Sharpie > etc.

Weird, huh?

Breakup...

*sigh* I broke up with Rebel w/o a Cause. I also used one of the worst lines in the book, and was scolded by most of the girls in my Science class, including Avacado. I told her *Rebel* that "we should just be friends." How was I supposed to know that was the worst line, EVER? (except for "It's not you, It's me.") And, to make me feel like an effing b*s*r*, the reason I dumped her is because I have a crush on Goth Girl now. Avacado HAD to tell Goth Girl's best friend about it, which I would've done eventually, but she's never alone, and when I asked to talk to her alone, she asked me what was in my eye (I was squinting). I said "The sun," to which she said "If the sun was actually in your eye, your head would be melting." She is so weird, and gothic, and enchanting. She wants to be a vampire, as do I. She's pagan, as am I. She's a goth, as I wish I was. This is a long post.

Come on, Fhqwhgads.

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Whoops...

It's been a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time since I posted last. Sorry. Forgot my username... So, I have to catch up. Yesterday I saw a readers' theatre adaptation of Shel Silverstein poems in periods 1, 3, and 6. The day before I saw the whole thing afterschool. People pissed me off, I was neglected, nothing new.

Turkey!

It's been awhile since I posted last. I am so sad/excitied because I have to wait until tomorrow to even get a chance at gettign ze Wii, and I MIGHT GET IT TOMORROW! Thanksgiving is tonight at my Uncle's house, so it's not as good. Kosher, uch. I'll post more tomorrow.

Oh, and by the way, the NBC coverage of the Macy's Day Parade was so bad this morning. All they showed were commercials, dancing/singing, and more commercials. I want the floats!

Anyhoo, Bye!

Vendetta & Bottom

Vendetta & her Best Friend, who I shall call Bottom after the character in a Midsummer Night's Dream, were IMing me. Bottom told me:
"I'm gonna poop in your bed and make it smell real bad so you [can't] sleep.... I'm still gonna poop in your bed."
"You stupid pig. All boys care about [are] Wiis and Rock'n'roll."
" I would like to tell you that you use grammar poorly and spell words just as bad. Hope you fail high-school english!"
"Your just anorexic, thats what."
"Great for you WHOO DE DOO."
"You make [Vendetta] emo. She just ran to the bathroom to cut herself with hair scissors."
"I do not like you. I like [E]nglish guys. if you aren't [E]nglish, you aren't hot. Got it?... I like [E]nglish people!!!!! You are not [E]nglish, so therefore you are not hot."
"I'd just like to say it was a pleasure fighting with you, and if your ever looking for a good argument, call me."
"Dye your hair pink. You totally should. you have the right bonestructure. It could really work for you....Or wear more pink?...You need more pink in your life."
"You totally [don't] deserve that wii."
"You suck. You made my bff cry. LOSER!!"
" Well, Monseir Idiotpants, I would gladly exit the chat room given that you look like a hamster and smell of elderberries. Shut up or I shall [taunt] you a second time."
"Any kid who's not [E]nglish and has blue hair is a weirdo to me."
"...I think someone has the hots for someone *wink* ...[Vendetta] and you, not me and you. eww."
"I have ways of making the keyboard gravitate to my gorgeous and perfectly tan hands."
"Did you know I'm the Antichrist?...It's true....My birthday this year was 6-6-06. And I was born at 6:66 in the evening. Actually, 7:06, but their the samr thing....I have horns coming in, and they hurt...They're like wisdom teeth, only Red and pointy...I cover them with a purple hat I've fondly nicknamed Debby....My satan name is [N]otlob and my father, [S]atan, says that my coronation to the throne of [H]ades will happen soon. Hades sounds nice, but I prefer cooler weather. I guess it'll be cool having slaves and all, and one day you'll be lucky [enough] to be one."
"Oooh, I think she ate some bad fries at [W]eilermanns."
Bottom: "Are you okay?"
Sharpie: "YOU ARE SO AWESOME"
Bottom: "Um, thank you mere mortal....I thanketh thee for thy comment earlier."
"I don't have a cell phone, but it could be my alarm clock, you'd just have to substitute phone with pillow you kicked off in the middle of the night."
"Ask [Vendetta] about the cheery goths."
(when denied my sisters ringtone of "This is Satan, Pick up the phone"): "YOU STUPID FAT BLUBBERING LOSER!!!!!!!!!... I hate your stupid small intestines!...And your eraser chewing nostrils...With the shark teeth."(some of that may have been Vendetta, unsure)
"WHY THE F--- ARE YOU STILL TALKING TO ME?????? WHY DON"T YOU SHUT UP??????"
"Um, bye. [Vendetta] is forcing me into another time-out."
"Nice yelling at you."
"Well, that will do well in your blog."
"I've started the apocalypse. It'll be soooooooo much fun!"
(when asked if she will kill Rebel Without a Cause)"Yes [Vendetta]! I love to kill people with my new and improved satanic powers.... I'll kill her with the stone dagger [I] keep inside [D]ebby."

This is why Bottom rocks.

Cbox

I added a cbox! (look left) (...) (then look right) Please, be nice in the Cbox. Unfortunately, chances are I can't get the Wii tomorrow. Which is a tragedy, at least, for me it is. I mean, come on! The Wii! And I can't get it. *psh* Oh well. I was also denied a book of HTML & XHTML (whatever XHTML is...) today. Did I mention that the reason I can't get the Wii is a combination of my dad's forgetfullness and the fact that Avacado's birthday party is tomorrow? And I couldn't get the book because I was shopping for, you guessed it, Avacado's present. I hope she enjoys it, because her stupid party is ruining my life! By the way, as I type this my eyes are tearring up. I might be self centered right now, but godsda*nit, I've been waiting a year for this stupid Wii, and I think my patience should be pay off tomorrow. And I am NOT, N-O-T, NOT waiting until Chrismahannukwanzadaan Year’s Lusolsaturnalichunhainolczhifeast of Foopiphanyuldagredgehogcalia! (to be explained at another date, let's just say it's the winter holidays) Also, I requested Jared from Head Injury Theater paint a Wii & a skull/skeleton for X, the band the D.J. Bonebrake is in. Vendetta loves X.

Pokemon!

Darkrai is awesome! I made an avvie of him.

Can't wait for Wii & TLOZ: Twilight Princess & Diamond & Pearl. I also read a weird forum about weird/creepy pokemon and how Banette was originally a plush toy and the Darkrai can kill you and Haunter steals your soul, etc.

Bored

Me & Vendetta were really bored. We started typing blecky. I made a doll:
It took me awhile to do the shirt.
Marvel Zombies is scary. The coolest ones are the Fantastic Four zombies, although the Thing isn't very Zombie.
I am obsessed with Cthulu right now. I made Avacado a card that says "Cthulu says: HAPPY BIRTHDAY [AVACADO]!" And a siggie that says "Cthulu says: Bring Me A Shrubbery."

Wicked

TIME FOR WICKED! Both the book, and the musical. It's a booksical! Unfortunately, I haven't a chance to read it for two reasons. 1. I'm reading Out of the Inkwell for my nonfiction book report. 2. Our neighbors/ex-family friends borrowed all of our Gregory MacGuire books. *emoness* Anyhoo, everyone seems obsessed with it. My "cousin," who shall be referred to as Zelda, my cousins, referred to as the Portlanders, and my girlfriend, Rebel W/O a Cause, all are.
I'm not sure what else to write.

Popular.
You're gonna be Popu-u-lar.
I'll teach you the proper poise
When you talk to boys.

The only song I know from the musical. NOT MY FAULT. Anyhoo...

Star Wars

For Filipino Jawa.

Star Wars

What a dorky thing to blog about. I can't badmouth it, however, because it's for Filipino Jawa. *sigh* So... I think that it should be turned into a musical. Or maybe an opera. With lightsaber battles, and singing, and ewoks. EWOKS! They're so cute and little and fluffy! I mean, look at them! Also, the jawas are awesome. Filipino Jawa was one for All Hallows' Even. I also think that Cthulu should be in them. Period.

AVACADO & FILIPINO JAWA'S BIRTHDAYS!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AVACADO & FILIPINO JAWA! For Filipino Jawa, I will make a Star Wars post, for Avacado, Wicked.

WII

THE WII IS COMING! I can swear two things about it:
1. It will be the most awesome thing EVER.
2. I can make so many bad puns about it.

Wii will, Wii will Rock you!
Thanksgiving Wiikend.
A Wii, A Wii, My kingdom for a Wii?
Wii Shot PS3. And Xbox360 is next.

See? I can make soooooo many more. I am getting it on the 19th, hopefully, before Avacado's party. Broccoli Pasta wants me to blog her problems, but I will not! *sticks out tongue* Dr. Worm is stuck in my head, and Cthulu says: Bring Me a Shrubbery.

Byes for now, and remember:

Let's sing a song of Pennzoil!

First Post EVER!

HI! I'm Sharpie (: the No Point Marker), and this is my blog. You probably want to know about me, but TOO BAD. You'll find out by my posts *wink* how cool, dorky, and crazy I really am. I'll try to update at least once a day, but I can't make any promises. So, let the blogging BEGIN!