Vendetta & Bottom

Vendetta & her Best Friend, who I shall call Bottom after the character in a Midsummer Night's Dream, were IMing me. Bottom told me:
"I'm gonna poop in your bed and make it smell real bad so you [can't] sleep.... I'm still gonna poop in your bed."
"You stupid pig. All boys care about [are] Wiis and Rock'n'roll."
" I would like to tell you that you use grammar poorly and spell words just as bad. Hope you fail high-school english!"
"Your just anorexic, thats what."
"Great for you WHOO DE DOO."
"You make [Vendetta] emo. She just ran to the bathroom to cut herself with hair scissors."
"I do not like you. I like [E]nglish guys. if you aren't [E]nglish, you aren't hot. Got it?... I like [E]nglish people!!!!! You are not [E]nglish, so therefore you are not hot."
"I'd just like to say it was a pleasure fighting with you, and if your ever looking for a good argument, call me."
"Dye your hair pink. You totally should. you have the right bonestructure. It could really work for you....Or wear more pink?...You need more pink in your life."
"You totally [don't] deserve that wii."
"You suck. You made my bff cry. LOSER!!"
" Well, Monseir Idiotpants, I would gladly exit the chat room given that you look like a hamster and smell of elderberries. Shut up or I shall [taunt] you a second time."
"Any kid who's not [E]nglish and has blue hair is a weirdo to me."
"...I think someone has the hots for someone *wink* ...[Vendetta] and you, not me and you. eww."
"I have ways of making the keyboard gravitate to my gorgeous and perfectly tan hands."
"Did you know I'm the Antichrist?...It's true....My birthday this year was 6-6-06. And I was born at 6:66 in the evening. Actually, 7:06, but their the samr thing....I have horns coming in, and they hurt...They're like wisdom teeth, only Red and pointy...I cover them with a purple hat I've fondly nicknamed Debby....My satan name is [N]otlob and my father, [S]atan, says that my coronation to the throne of [H]ades will happen soon. Hades sounds nice, but I prefer cooler weather. I guess it'll be cool having slaves and all, and one day you'll be lucky [enough] to be one."
"Oooh, I think she ate some bad fries at [W]eilermanns."
Bottom: "Are you okay?"
Sharpie: "YOU ARE SO AWESOME"
Bottom: "Um, thank you mere mortal....I thanketh thee for thy comment earlier."
"I don't have a cell phone, but it could be my alarm clock, you'd just have to substitute phone with pillow you kicked off in the middle of the night."
"Ask [Vendetta] about the cheery goths."
(when denied my sisters ringtone of "This is Satan, Pick up the phone"): "YOU STUPID FAT BLUBBERING LOSER!!!!!!!!!... I hate your stupid small intestines!...And your eraser chewing nostrils...With the shark teeth."(some of that may have been Vendetta, unsure)
"WHY THE F--- ARE YOU STILL TALKING TO ME?????? WHY DON"T YOU SHUT UP??????"
"Um, bye. [Vendetta] is forcing me into another time-out."
"Nice yelling at you."
"Well, that will do well in your blog."
"I've started the apocalypse. It'll be soooooooo much fun!"
(when asked if she will kill Rebel Without a Cause)"Yes [Vendetta]! I love to kill people with my new and improved satanic powers.... I'll kill her with the stone dagger [I] keep inside [D]ebby."

This is why Bottom rocks.