PAGAN

I feel like posting about my pagan-ness because Horse, the dorkhead, thinks that Pagans worship trees, and I just got my Christmas Yule Tree. PAGANS DON'T WORSHIP TREES. Pagans are the same as eccentric polytheists (in my book), who worship all the ANCIENT (i.e. Zeus, Ra, Odin, Loki, etc.) gods. Yes, all of them, from Shinto to Hellenistic, from Norse to Egyptian. Um.. yeah. And, no, WE'RE NOT GOING TO HELL, YOU F***ING SUPERCHRISTIANS. Just because we don't believe the same stuff as you doesn't mean we are going to hell. I know, I'm not politically correct, cry about it. I'm pissy.

Mah.
Sharpie.