Pranked. Gr...

My sister (21) and brother (17) just gave me a wrapping paper tube to look through and it turned the skin around my eye all black and I'm too lazy to wash it off. Gr... they're evil. (Note: you may have read that exact quote before. I used it in the cbox on Hogwarts United and somewhere else that I forget).

A User's Guide to They Might Be Giants

I GOT A USER'S GUIDE TO TMBG FOR HANNUKAH LAST NIGHT!!!

On the spaceship, the silver spaceship the lion takes control.
On the spaceship, the silver spaceship the lion takes control.
Hush my darling, be still my darling, the lion's on the phone.
Hush my darling, be still my darling, the lion's on the phone.
On the spaceship, the silver spaceship the lion waves goodbye.
On the spaceship, the silver spaceship the lion waves goodbye.
~The Guitar, They Might Be Giants
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Tarot

So, for Hannukah I got a new Tarot deck (parents) and a $25 iTunes giftcard. W00t! I gave myself a Tarot reading about Goth Girl and it said that the "romance" would end up in happiness. That tarot reading r0xx0red so hard! Um... yeah... nothing else to say...

20X6!!!
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Hannukah

We went to Hannukah at my Grandparents' house last night. The people from Oregon were there, which was cool. Among the things I got were: A giraffe shaped bookmark from Uganda, a book of Russian myths & a troll statuette, an AWESOME herringbone jacket, and (everyone got this) a handmade candleholder of a cactus with the flowers for the candleholding parts. All my gifts were AWESOME, which is:
A. My aunt's word that she says a lot
B. The same aunt as above's dog.

Hockeybat (my sister) gave me yarn to fingerknit/hand crochet (whichever you prefer to call it) and keep myself occupied. IT WAS AWESOME!

Can I have some fishy crackers?
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Brian Setzer Orchestra

Last night we went to see the Brian Setzer Orchestra. They rocked. A lot. The opening people were creepy and I didn't like them. They were... Hillbilly casino, I think. I was falling asleep most of the time. I was also thinking of Goth Girl most of the time.

Today I went Hannukah shopping. Yes, I know, I'm pagan. My family is Jewish. In History yesterday & Thursday, Cartooning yesterday, and I think Algebra yesterday, too, I wrote Goth Girl's name 276 (I think) times with the Is dotted with skulls. I plan to write it a combined amount of 666 times. Did I already say this? Oh well...

W00T! ******* IS AWESOME!

******* (the person who gave this to me would like to remind anonymous) GAVE ME GOTH GIRL'S EMAIL! YAY! Anyhoo... I have Welcome to the Black Parade stuck in my head. I brought my CD player on the bus Wed, Thur, and today. Wednesday I brought International Superhits!, Thursday I brought International Superhits! and American Idiot, and today I brought International Superhits!, American Idiot, and Flood (TMBG). I only listened to American Idiot and Flood.

S-E-X-X-Y,
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And to you and me that's Winter Break

Today was chaos. People think I asked out Goth girl, which I didn't because Vendetta said that I shouldn't. I got a dinosaur from Avacado and named it St. Jimmy. I showed it to goth girl, who said that dinosaurs are smexy. Avacado won't give me Goth Girl's email address, which is pure evil. Um... yeah.

Jingletown,
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PAGAN

I feel like posting about my pagan-ness because Horse, the dorkhead, thinks that Pagans worship trees, and I just got my Christmas Yule Tree. PAGANS DON'T WORSHIP TREES. Pagans are the same as eccentric polytheists (in my book), who worship all the ANCIENT (i.e. Zeus, Ra, Odin, Loki, etc.) gods. Yes, all of them, from Shinto to Hellenistic, from Norse to Egyptian. Um.. yeah. And, no, WE'RE NOT GOING TO HELL, YOU F***ING SUPERCHRISTIANS. Just because we don't believe the same stuff as you doesn't mean we are going to hell. I know, I'm not politically correct, cry about it. I'm pissy.

Mah.
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It's comedy. And tragedy.

Today I went V sad, then ^ crazy, then V sad, then ^ crazy, etc.

Everyone was hating me, which wasn't fun. I wrote Goth Girl's name on a paper, dotting the Is with skulls, 90 times. Yes, I kept track (Rebel, don't kill me). I'm obsessing. I wrote the lyrics to She's A Rebel, a PS, a PSS, a PSSS, and a PSSSS, plus a note, folded it up and wrote "To: La Demoiselle de les Fleur Morte (the miss of the dead flowers. I had my dad correct your grammar, you novice) From: La Monseiur de la Nuit (the guy of the night)"

I listened to St. Jimmy, She's A Rebel & She's An Extraordinary Girl many times on the bus. Twas... okay. Right now, I'm depressed. I'm a PWN (yes, I chose those on purpose), a Pagan Weird Nerd. Goth Girl's a GEN, a Gothic Emo Nerd. Wooh!

Ni!
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Santa Lucia Day & Goth Girl

Today's Santa Lucia (loo-CHEE-uh) day, the day where eldest daughters in Sweden wake up early, make cinnamon pastries & coffee, and serve them to their family with wreaths with lit candles on it on their heads. Isn't that nice?

Anyhoo, in English I wrote/drew some stuff (i.e. hearts, skulls, etc.) about Goth Girl, folded it up, wrote "Randomosity About *heart*Goth Girl*close heart* By *my name here* and gave it to her. She later gave me a note saying:

To: *my name here* From: La Demoiselle (Miss, in French) *open*
Hi. (###) ###-#### feel free to call. *pentagram* squee! go pagans! [I'm a gen [gothic emo nerd]..]
Thanks for the note. erm... yeah. I bite *kitty face*
{La Demoiselle Morte Fleur} (the Miss Dead Flower)
I'm not one to send notes. *skull* I eat pie. and babies. *end note*

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Haikus & Some Success

I talked to Goth Girl today, somewhat successfully. She told me to write on my pants (wtf?), and I was bored in Algebra, so I did. She said pwn "pown." That hurt my soul. She actually offered me to sit next to her at lunch (which I was elated about) but I politely refused her offer. I want to correct my previous post. She isn't pagan, she's atheist. Her friend came up to me and said "Goth Girl told me to whisper this in your ear," and I was totally expecting something random, "Potato Salad." Oh well. Anyway, on to the haikus. I wrote one about Goth Girl and two about Giovanni, Avacado's weird friend from Drama.

Goth Girl
My goth love, so odd.
Saying random things, like this:
Potato Salad.

I'm too lazy to find the Giovanni ones now, I'll post them on Thurs.

Potato Salad,
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She's A Rebel & No.

I JUST LISTENED TO SHE'S A REBEL 9 times, and counting, and then No twice. YAY!

Forgot.

I forgot to put this in the last post. I'm getting a "Midsummer's Night Dream" vibe here. ">" means likes person it's pointing to.
Vendetta > Sharpie > Goth Girl > Bonsai < & (possibly) > Avacado
Edit: Rebel w/o a Cause > Sharpie > etc.

Weird, huh?

Breakup...

*sigh* I broke up with Rebel w/o a Cause. I also used one of the worst lines in the book, and was scolded by most of the girls in my Science class, including Avacado. I told her *Rebel* that "we should just be friends." How was I supposed to know that was the worst line, EVER? (except for "It's not you, It's me.") And, to make me feel like an effing b*s*r*, the reason I dumped her is because I have a crush on Goth Girl now. Avacado HAD to tell Goth Girl's best friend about it, which I would've done eventually, but she's never alone, and when I asked to talk to her alone, she asked me what was in my eye (I was squinting). I said "The sun," to which she said "If the sun was actually in your eye, your head would be melting." She is so weird, and gothic, and enchanting. She wants to be a vampire, as do I. She's pagan, as am I. She's a goth, as I wish I was. This is a long post.

Come on, Fhqwhgads.

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Whoops...

It's been a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time since I posted last. Sorry. Forgot my username... So, I have to catch up. Yesterday I saw a readers' theatre adaptation of Shel Silverstein poems in periods 1, 3, and 6. The day before I saw the whole thing afterschool. People pissed me off, I was neglected, nothing new.