im an ass

(The title's a reference to Kelly's Txt Msg Brkup)

I'm discontinuing this blog, since:

A. It died.
B. My hair is no longer black, therefore the title is untrue.
C. I FEEL LIKE IT. GOSH!

Yes, I am starting a new one. In like, a few seconds. So... yeah. *fangly grin*

Bye! Hope you read the new one.

Oh, and there will be new nicknames.
And Sharptionary is getting deleted.

[its_over]Bar Mitzvah[/its_over]

MY BAR MITZVAH IS OVER! WOOOOOOOOH!

I got:

A whole lot of checks & money & gift cards
A wooden giraffe
Alligator made of cans
Owl rattle thing
No Smoking Shirt!
Pentagram Necklace
Kiwi Bookmark
Death Note: Vol. 1
& others, including a

CELL PHONE!

WII WILL ROCK YOU!

I GOT MY WII.
I GOT MY WII.
I GOT MY WII.
I GOT MY WII.

Oh, and I got my Wii.

I have The Legend of Zelda: The Twilight Princess; Elebits; and Wii Sports. Of those, TLOZ is my favorite, then Wii Sports. I like Boxing and Baseball best on Wii Sports. I have made Miis of Vendetta, Avacado, the Rebel, myself, my siblings, my parents, some cousins, the Scream, the Mona Lisa, etc. etc. etc.

Hunger

My parents went to my brother's track meet and left me home alone. I thought that they were supposed to call me about dinner, but they thought I was having ucky leftovers. I called my dad and he just told me to have the leftovers, so I chose not to eat. IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR!!!

B.V.
~Sharpie

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! (On March 23rd)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR SHARPIE.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.

Birthday Presents I Have Gotten (even though my bar mitzvah is in April)
-Red & Black Checker Shoes (Vans)
-Ivanhoe
-A Tale of Two Cities
-NINTENDO WII! (along with some games, including Elebits) (coming on April 14th)

MPMS

First things first: Goth Girl dumped Mr. Knowitall, although that still does not help my love life. Did I already say this? Oh well...

MPMS - Male Psycho Moody State. The male version of PMS. Avacado thinks I'm PMS, so I came up with MPMS. I get moody, sore (NOT CRAMPS), lovey-dovey, short-tempered, and, as usual, crave chocolate. All the "symptoms" of PMS. Just felt like sharing.

~I am a Rock, I am an Island
Sharpie

Ugh

Nothing happened this week, that I can think of. Avacado was absent, but thats about it. Um... Yeah.

New Email Address in Honor of Saint Jimmy

St666Jimmy@aol.com is my new email address. I tried to post this before, but stupid blogspot, no offence, said it had to be 200 characters long, so I added a list of my top 5 favorite songs, my top 6 favorite numbers, lyrics of Jesus of Suburbia by Green Day, and ALL of Minority, also by Green Day.

ARGEN JARGEN BARGEN [(c) Vendetta]
Sharpie

Macchiato Morning

Highlight of yesterdays morning:

Mr. Knowitall, Goth Girl's boyfriend if I didn't say so already, thought that a would be a fun way to piss off Bookman, Avacado's friend from drama, would be to pour a bit of his macchiato on his head. Bookman said that he didn't know what just happened "But I'm going to accept it." Ten seconds later, Mr. Knowitall's macchiato was all over the ground, thanks to Bookman, as he mourned it. Myself and Miso Soup (that's her nickname here, right?) had gotten off the bus and saw it happen, along with Avacado and other Drama Geeks, and cracked up. Mr. Knowitall was an idiot to blame it on Bookman, when he poured it in the first place. Meanwhile, Goth Girl was killing anyone who got in her sunlight, for it was freezing. Actually, she just asked them nicely to get out of the way, but I prefer death and violence.

While I'm on the topic of Mr. Knowitall & Goth Girl, may I say that I think their relationship *shudders* is deteriorating. I mean, she likes to "Mr. Knowitall-bash," much of which includes calling him a bundle of sticks. If they break-up, it'll be happy time for the Sharpie. I have Novacaine Rhapsody stuck in my head.

Give me a novacaine,
Sharpie

I AM BACK! YAY!

Sorry everyone for not updating. I was lazy. DON'T KILL ME, BOTTOM! (qqq;;;, they will dominate)

SOOOO Goth Girl is now going out with Knowitall, my arch enemy. The Joker to my Batman, Slade to my Robin, Homestar to my Strong Bad, Vendetta to my Charlotte (well, not exactly), etc. etc. I HATE HIM. And the Killers.

Um.. that basically sums up everything, that I can think of. Play production is doing the Wizard of Oz + the Wiz + Wicked + some other play that has nothing to do with the Wizard of Oz, I think. Avacado is a Munchkin, she got braces, by the way, and costume designer, and Goth Girl is a Witch-in-Training (don't ask, I don't know either). My foot is falling asleep, which is quite uncomfortable.


THE ORIGINAL IS ALWAYS BRATWURST!
~Sharpie

Rejection

I asked GG out online because I forgot in person. She refused to answer until 15 PM(SMONKEYS)s later I found out she is seeing someone. From Mississippi. The next day she checked my wrists and heels for cuts.

And now for something completely different...

... I like it when the red water comes out. All your base are belong to us. I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no babies! I got a social disease! You mean men are learin' how to dance?! Luke Luck licks lakes Luke's duck likes. Potato salad. Let's get some shoes. Dogs are going to take over the world. ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPICINO! No plus no equals no. Sometimes I give myself the creeps. qqq;;; They will dominate. AND THE TROGDOR COMES IN THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT. I put my best foot flowered. Psooh. My blood hurts. POSSUMS! You taste like soot and poo. Fishies go pook pook pook. I'm going to sing the doom song now. I made you a cookie but I eated it. Let's go hide under the covers. Then we might fall asleep before we die. Is a miracle. I eat pie. And babies. Pupmkins scream in the dead of night. We're gonna need a bigger boat. Fin.

A Gut Yor! Felicitas Nova Annio! Gong Hey Fat Choy! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

(title has Happy New Year in Yiddish, Latin, Chinese [unknown dialect], and English, respectively)

HAPPY '07!

I watched the parade this morning. It r0xx0red, especially the float with the Ewoks.

Last night I went to Avacado's party. Rebel W/O a Cause, Blackbelt, Daniel (Avacado's drama friend, I think), Blackbelt's cousin, and Evita were there. I wrote "Emo" on my hand in eyeshadow out of boredom. I also got locked in a closet, ALONE, by Blackbelt. I taught Avacado how to use her runes and played some dorky board games I'd never heard of, except (mega-)Trivial Pursuit, using 10 sets of cards for different versions of teh game. 10!!!

Let's get some shoes.
~Sharpie

Making Christmas is so Fine

My first post in a while/of 2007! Anyhoo...

IT WAS CHRiSTMAS!! Yay!
My Coolest Presents:

• Regular iPod
• teh Cheat (not Chort) shirt
• "Don't Make Me Release the Flying Monkeys" shirt
• Celtic Holiday shirt
• Leather Jacket
• Pants
• "VooDoo Baby"
• English - Latin Dictionary
• Nightmare Before Christmas Figurines
• Latin for the Illerterati day calendar

*big grin*