Rejection

I asked GG out online because I forgot in person. She refused to answer until 15 PM(SMONKEYS)s later I found out she is seeing someone. From Mississippi. The next day she checked my wrists and heels for cuts.

And now for something completely different...

... I like it when the red water comes out. All your base are belong to us. I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no babies! I got a social disease! You mean men are learin' how to dance?! Luke Luck licks lakes Luke's duck likes. Potato salad. Let's get some shoes. Dogs are going to take over the world. ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPICINO! No plus no equals no. Sometimes I give myself the creeps. qqq;;; They will dominate. AND THE TROGDOR COMES IN THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT. I put my best foot flowered. Psooh. My blood hurts. POSSUMS! You taste like soot and poo. Fishies go pook pook pook. I'm going to sing the doom song now. I made you a cookie but I eated it. Let's go hide under the covers. Then we might fall asleep before we die. Is a miracle. I eat pie. And babies. Pupmkins scream in the dead of night. We're gonna need a bigger boat. Fin.

A Gut Yor! Felicitas Nova Annio! Gong Hey Fat Choy! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

(title has Happy New Year in Yiddish, Latin, Chinese [unknown dialect], and English, respectively)

HAPPY '07!

I watched the parade this morning. It r0xx0red, especially the float with the Ewoks.

Last night I went to Avacado's party. Rebel W/O a Cause, Blackbelt, Daniel (Avacado's drama friend, I think), Blackbelt's cousin, and Evita were there. I wrote "Emo" on my hand in eyeshadow out of boredom. I also got locked in a closet, ALONE, by Blackbelt. I taught Avacado how to use her runes and played some dorky board games I'd never heard of, except (mega-)Trivial Pursuit, using 10 sets of cards for different versions of teh game. 10!!!

Let's get some shoes.
~Sharpie

Making Christmas is so Fine

My first post in a while/of 2007! Anyhoo...

IT WAS CHRiSTMAS!! Yay!
My Coolest Presents:

• Regular iPod
• teh Cheat (not Chort) shirt
• "Don't Make Me Release the Flying Monkeys" shirt
• Celtic Holiday shirt
• Leather Jacket
• Pants
• "VooDoo Baby"
• English - Latin Dictionary
• Nightmare Before Christmas Figurines
• Latin for the Illerterati day calendar

*big grin*